Paedocide: Taking care of the next generation by nipping it in the bud.
Phonesia: Dialing a phone number and then suddenly forgetting who you’ve just called.
Platitudinarianism: The sentimentalizing of all issues and conflicts; the gospel of nice.
Pornodoxy: A new standard of truth confirmed by a perversiarchy.
Pornutopia: The end result of an ACLU lawsuit.
Pow-woo: A carefully choreographed diplomatic photo-op; a political version of “less filling-tastes great.”
Pox Americana: The process of inflicting the worst of American pop culture on the rest of the world.
Pseudocracy: The false illusion of magistratal order and cogency.
Psychosophism: The bizarre religious sophistry propounded by psychotherapists.
Pucknuckler: A fight at a hockey game.
Pundictatorship: The absolute rule of a land by the media pundits.