Begathon: Online, Cable TV, or Radio fund-raiser—a guilt and pity party.
Bitnik: A hyper-hip computer nerd—the postmodern version of a beatnik.
Blandiose: A grandiose blandness—a seemingly incurable malady that afflicts the minds of politicians on both sides of the aisle.
Blamestorming: The modern rant of Facebook rants and talk radio call-in shows.
Bloatocratic: The ever expanding bureaucracy in Washington.
Blockbluster: The hype surrounding many a Hollywood dud.
Bloodba’ath: The mode of political operation in the Middle East where Islamicists and Ba’athists scramble for absolute control.
Blurbonic Plague: The static inclination of the media to edit down political sound-bites into even smaller nuggets for popular mass consumption.
Bozon: an isolated example of stupidity—a single unit or particle of dim-wittedness.
Brutalitarianism: A brutal regulatory governmental regime that interferes with virtually every aspect of life.
Bureausaurus: Lifetime appointments to the professional federal ruling class.